A Northwoods Almanac for 8/14-27/26
Old-Growth Sturgeon!
I love old-growth forests, have hiked in many of them, and then subsequently written extensively about them. One quote that has always stuck in my mind is this: “Old trees are the only terrestrial organisms to have lived through the entirely of the Industrial Age” (N. G. Phillips).
That still holds true, but according to a recent study, there’s an aquatic species that also lived through all of the Industrial Age. Researchers from the Michigan DNR, Michigan State University, Michigan Technological University and the Wisconsin DNR now estimate that female lake sturgeon may live to be 427 years old, while males may live up to 279 years (“Lake sturgeon (Acipenser fulvescens) growth and longevity estimated from adult capture–mark–recapture data,” Journal of Fish Biology, April 2026). Previous studies had estimated the species lived up to “only” 150 years.
The research team analyzed 44 years of capture-mark-recapture data from five Great Lakes populations. Because fish, unlike humans, continue growing throughout their lives, scientists could repeatedly recapture tagged sturgeon and thus estimate how long it takes a sturgeon to reach a particular size based on its growth rate. The team found that longevity varied among the five different populations, ranging for 63-inch-long male sturgeon from 90 to 279 years and for females reaching 71 inches long from 99 to 427 years.
Lake sturgeon first appeared in the fossil record at least 100 million years ago and are often called living fossils. This data provides remarkable new insight into sturgeon survival rates, and will likely impact how sturgeon populations are managed long into the future.
Great Wisconsin Bat Count | 2026 Results
Scientists, landowners and volunteers spent a few summer evenings this year observing bats as they left their roosts both before and after the newborn pups took flight. This year’s post-flight count included over 120 roosts and more than 20,000 bats.
Two species dominated the count: Little brown bats totaled 16,865 individuals at 57 sites, while 3,714 big brown bats individuals were counted at 67 sites.
These numbers are down a tad from last year’s totals of 20,944 little brown bats and 4,570 big brown bats. However, a few counts are still coming in so that may push the numbers up another few thousand bats.
Why the lower number? Many roost monitors noted many fewer or no bats at some sites, possibly because the very hot conditions caused them to seek cooler places as soon as the juveniles were able to fly. Big brown bats are travelers, moving around among sites depending on what’s going on with temperature, time of year and even parasites. They sometimes even return to a site in large numbers later in the season.
Relative to the decrease in little brown bats, researchers suggest that the cold weather in May and June may have limited available food for pregnant bats and forced them to use up energy to stay warm, thus reducing their reproduction.
Seventeen thousand little brown bats is still worth celebrating given how devestating white-nose syndrome (WNS) was to bat populations. Perhaps this is the new normal and the bat colonies have now recovered to a relatively stable number.
Bryostatin
Nearly every summer I get a call or two from folks who have come across in a lake a large mass of hard “jello” the size of a softball and larger. These organisms are bryozoas, and I often have to assure them that they’re not alien brains, but rather tiny colonial animals that are fairly common in our lakes and streams. Some 20 different freshwater species occur in North America and form colonies that range from moss-like growths to basketball-size gelatinous masses.
The large, hard gelatin-like masses that we most commonly see are called Pectinatella magnifica. Each colony is made of many individual creatures called “zooids” that are microscopic animals with a mouth, digestive tract, muscles, and nerve centers. They feed by filtering tiny algae and protozoa through a crown of tentacles (lophophores), and most are found attached to plants, logs, rocks and other firm substrates.
I bring this up, because I recently was introduced to a man who worked as a chemist for a pharmaceutical company, and he specifically worked on developing a drug called bryostatin-1. What intrigued me about this drug is that it’s a powerful, marine-derived antiparasitic extracted from the bryozoan Bugula neritina and was being investigated for its broad anti-cancer properties, its potential to enhance the effectiveness of other chemotherapies, and for potential use in Alzheimer’s disease.
The drug needed to be synthesized in a lab because to get eighteen grams of bryostatin took fourteen tons of B. neritina (0.00014% yield), which is hardly a sustainable yield, and certainly harmful to this marine organism.
I’m amazed that someone thought to test this species of bryozoa for its medical properties and then found it’s potential uses - that’s a pretty crazy discovery.
Circumnutation - Vining Grapes, Woodbine, and Oriental Bittersweet
Two decades ago, we planted grapes along a trellis at the entrance to our house, and every year they send out vines for many dozens of feet in all directions. Grapes utilize tendrils that curl tightly around a branch or trellis without a set growth pattern - they just seek out the closest prop, wrap a tendril around it for support, and move on to the next prop.
Their rapid growth exceeds everything else on our property except for two other vining plants - Virginia creeper and American bittersweet, both native species.
All plants move, slowly swaying from side to side seeking sunlight, a process called nutation. Charles Darwin was fascinated by climbing plants and described circumnutation, a type of nutation in which plants move in a circle or ellipse. The terminal shoot initially reaches out parallel to the ground, then sweeps around in increasingly large circles, searching until it comes into contact with a support and starts to climb. The movement is caused by plant organs growing at different times and at different rates throughout the day. As the plant grows, opposite sides expand at different rates, causing the tip to sway in loops, ellipses, or zigzags.
Vining saves the plant the energy it would otherwise have to expend to develop its own supportive tissue to reach sunlight - it minimizes the investment.
Vines use a variety of methods to climb depending on species. The tendrils of Virginia creeper even have adhesive pads at the end of their tendrils.
American bittersweet climbs by twining its entire stem around the trunk or branch of a tree. It’s super aggressive, and is known to climb into the crown of mature trees to a height of at least 65 feet.
The problem that bittersweet presents is that it basically strangles a tree. The outward growth of the tree eventually tightens the constriction of the vine, inhibiting the downward flow of carbohydrates from the leaves and can kill the tree. Sometimes, the vine dies first, and leaves a disfigured tree that looks like a corkscrew.
I pull bittersweet out wherever I find it, but birds like the fruits, so it readily gets distributed around our property.
Wake Surfing - Arrogance and Disdain
The wake surfing issue has taken a new turn. Some 90 townships statewide have enacted ordinances restricting the use of wake surf boats on their respective lakes. However, the DNR states it cannot enforce local town ordinances against wake surfing because state law gives the DNR jurisdiction only over statewide regulations, leaving the enforcement of localized municipal rules strictly to local law enforcement or town-appointed patrols. The problem is most townships have little or no budgetary ability to enforce the ordinances.
So, some wake surfers on our lakes are thumbing their noses at the ordinances and continuing to wake surf illegally wherever they want. And doing so, I’m told, with middle fingers contemptuously raised to anyone opposing them. Add on their filing of lawsuits against the townships claiming their God-given rights are somehow being trampled, and we have a major issue crying for a solution.
The question thus arises as to what communities can do to stop this arrogant disdain for everyone else living on our lakes.
Until the state finally issues the appropriate legislation (boats must operate at least 700 feet from shore and in at least 30 feet of water with large fines for transgressions), I don’t have an answer other than for townships to hire patrol boats and issue fines that grow in size as the tickets accumulate. However, that’s prohibitively expensive for townships already strapped budgetarily.
Yet something has to be done. Without the rule of law, where are we? The wake surfers feel they are immune to the laws and immune to any moral accountability to their neighbors. What should be our collective response to those who feel they are above the law?
Celestial Events
On 8/15, look after dusk for Venus 2°above the waxing crescent moon.
By the 24th, our days are growing shorter by more than 3 minutes a day.
The full moon, the Sturgeon Moon/Ricing Moon/Corn Moon, occurs on 8/27.
Thought for the Week
“What makes life livable is our ability - our willingness - to move through the world wonder-smitten by reality. The most wonderful thing about wonder is that it knows no scale, no class, no category - it can be found in a geranium or in a galaxy, in the burble of a brook.” - Maria Popova